No smoking!! (anything that you were when you made this movie)

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The first couple of scenes had a Russian soldier put John Abraham out of his misery so u would tend to think that the movie would be a good one! Unfortunately he dreams it up, visits his shrink and then starts a horror ride that is neither original nor watchable by any stretch of the imagination. An alphabet that goes about cavorting in front of the mirror smoking God knows how many packs a day with a very skewed and blurred difference between reality and the realm of dreams doesnt really make for a watchable movie. The soundtrack is absolutely 
ridiculous with a woman singing in the voice of Adnan Sami and a track called "Ashtray" that surely
will play on your nerves and make you think that you are growing dumber by the second if you 
voluntarily went to watch this movie. Ayesha Takia as the wife and secretary is a bit part role that
she does full justice to never mind the tart-ish get-up of the secretary and the Solar panels 
on her  that she calls Sunglasses. Surely the styling could have been better. Paresh Rawal as an out and out horri-the-fying guy does justice to his persona but if you expect a whole film to be carried 
on washboard abs you gotta be kidding me. The story FYI is not even  original and is 
borrowed from the famed Bengali Writer Sunil Gangopadhyay's short story of the 
same name.Thank you Chandrima (hackiechan.blogspot.com/dearpintu.blogspot.com) for that bit of trivia. Stay the hell away from this movie, its a mistake. It hasnt got a
 beginning, a middle and an end. It just has John Abraham's deadpan dialogue delivery 
and some meaning-less special effects that make you cringe. 

When we saw this movie, the entire audience had a dazed look about themselves as if they had
just been dumbed down. Dont let the same happen to you.