Cheppundi Times
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WHERE? Purse, Car ka back seat, Any crack between your table and the wall/bed
WHAT? Meant as an entry, lived for about 3 seconds while some sleepy head guard allowed you into whatever local attraction you thought would make for a pleasant Sunday evening. Ended up being a disaster after 3 million other people thought up the same for Sunday
WHAT? Anything that is supposed to cover/protect/roll. It is on the floor in search of salvation (dustbin) like a soul caught in a limbo
WHERE? On the floor, by the side of the dustbin. It will get caught in your slippers 3/5 days of the working week and 2/2 days of the weekend. You will ignore it like the rash beside your armpit which you are again convinced is "nothing"
WHERE? In your jacket, trouser or that one place where you always forget. Most likely to be on top of the fridge/table where you left it, which you will realize after arriving at the ticket counter frantically checking every crevice of your clothing
WHAT? Ticket to ride. Escape. Thoughts about never returning to your job are frequent. Explains the fact that you never book the return ticket unless its too late or the fares are double of what they were the last time you checked
WHERE? Nowhere you want them to be. Usually located in a drawer miles away from when you need it. Expires the second you think of popping a few
WHAT? Omnipotent. Sleep to Food to Health to midnight pangs
WHERE? Post Offices, Government guys, my 4 year old cousin seemed to have something that looked like it
WHAT? I don't really know. Looks like a stylus
WHERE? Every standard cubicle drone has one
WHAT? Going Green to save the world. Until I realize everything is farzi that is. Every report is forged and the ice caps aren't really melting. Exactly how paper cups will save the world, I have no idea, but since Pamela Anderson says so, I guess it must be true
WHERE? "Empty your pocket contents" said Security - lo and behold
WHAT? Everything that is needed to be part of an economy. Money in cash to keep afloat, cards in numbers to torpedo whatever stays afloat. A phone (or 2) to stay in touch and make random plans aside from answering that which has already been noted as the most difficult question of yore - "Where do we go for dinner?"
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